We drove through the Mojave desert this past Friday and took ourselves out on a date and I say WE because it was me and my 3 personalities who left the house and got ready.   We were like" FUCK YUH!" Let's go to the middle of nowhere and watch a comedy show.  That's where the bar MAS O MENOS is.  Right after Downtown Joshua Tree but still too far from the casino in 29 palms.   

It was an interesting vibe for sure, I won't nitpick the details like it being too quiet before the show (they finally put music on 10 min before the show) or the fact that you have to order your drinks inside and possibly forfeit your seats because the thing about being alone with just your personalities is that there's no one to hold your seat and I hate bothering people, wah.  The show finally started at 8:17 which had me downloading Candy Crush for the 35 min I was waiting.  Yes, I'm the asshole who checks the time and is early to get good seats. 

The show was rad, I applaud anyone who has the girth to get up on a stage so I won't have any mean opinions on the comedians or that I left early but I did have a favorite and this fucker shined like a star amongst the rest.  Even more than the headliner which I have been finding is a thing in the last 11 shows I have been to.  Comedian Cooper Lyden came in hot by talking about un-alive-ing himself and honestly I haven't been on the edge of my seat by a comedian in a long time.  Delivery was a 10, content was A++.  When he blurted out that he's a bisexual, I leaned forward, cradled my chin in my hands and whispered,"Tell me MORE."  He did not disappoint.  I'm not going to ruin his bit by paraphrasing but his act is a MUST see. 

 I drove home listening to all our rad tunes (of course we have great taste in music) while I fantasized about a man fondling my titties most of the way home.  It had to of been the Candy Crush that got me all hot and excited again?  Possibly.  

Till our next adventure :) 

SEX IN THE DESERT

DEAR CUNTY